The all-around Facebook Status Update

Saw this on one of my fb friends status update: The Chef would like to wish a Happy Birthday to who ever is Having a Birthday today Also congrats on your new baby, engagement, wedding and promotion, love your new car, happy you're back, have a nice trip, sorry to hear you're single but so happy about your new relationship, love your pics, yes I'm working this weekend and sorry you lost a freaking hearing last night....oh and have a good day and sleep well.